| 
    
| 4.6% | 
2.7% | 
1.6% | 
1.2% | 
1.1% | 
1.1% | 
0.8% | 
1.3% | 
2.7% | 
3.7% | 
5.1% | 
6.1% | 
5.2% | 
5.7% | 
5.6% | 
6.5% | 
6.1% | 
5.4% | 
5.0% | 
4.6% | 
5.0% | 
5.6% | 
6.7% | 
5.4% | 
| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 
      
  | 
    
| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Random quote | |
| 1 | Leeds | 25414 | "Marios_: you should be given a choice - I pay annually" | |
| 2 | wethrin | 19197 | "Hm. is that the closest to the station, then?" | |
| 3 | Cope | 13579 | "I think I last had haggis at Babbity Bowsters" | |
| 4 | George | 11368 | "three more exams over with" | |
| 5 | rhowe | 9947 | "Are the spammers trying to suggest something about Maddox? :)" | |
| 6 | mozrat | 7625 | "I think you should reannounce the social list" | |
| 7 | gregj | 5522 | "I have usb one as well, which I might sell" | |
| 8 | morsing | 5110 | "Sorry, mail dir was missing :-(" | |
| 9 | SlayerXP | 4166 | "for some values of transactions, yes" | |
| 10 | murb | 3419 | "evangineer_: asterisk as in * or somthing else?" | |
| 11 | Blapto | 2351 | "The problem here being I don't where Leeds lives." | |
| 12 | BobtheAvenger | 2288 | "i got aeronautical engineer aswell heh" | |
| 13 | Marios_ | 2231 | "I was busy with looking for job...and arrange my stuff here" | |
| 14 | evangineer | 2181 | "I'm aware of dircproxy, muh and bnc. there are probably others" | |
| 15 | JAV | 2126 | "pdftohtml - Translates pdf documents into html format" | |
| 16 | pdr | 1991 | "i already run two Xs, one for pdr and one for mythtv" | |
| 17 | rdancer | 1820 | "Leeds: it's a piece of cake." | |
| 18 | highbury | 1566 | "we shall henceforth call it "The Special Key"" | |
| 19 | ibot | 1495 | "porn.man.ac.uk is 127.0.0.1, rhowe" | |
| 20 | eye69 | 1456 | "I've never seen it myself." | |
| 21 | itsbruce | 1413 | "http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/underpanttoast/" | |
| 22 | pawel | 1303 | "unfortunately not, just the old 100Mbps, rj45 cable. :)" | |
| 23 | resuDaed | 1024 | "I figured that out (boot cdrom :-)" | |
| 24 | jason_ukfsn | 979 | "It does proper postscript as well." | |
| 25 | zachary | 958 | "brb, need to get my son down for a nap" | 
| George- (902) | eeyore (878) | Clyphox (821) | AngelChild (768) | murble (692) | 
| formi (666) | floo (652) | anth (589) | armijn (524) | hurryon (515) | 
| mozrat_ (487) | JD (480) | mikejw (465) | Tarragon (391) | gregj6 (364) | 
| SpudULike (364) | z00dax (360) | mozrat-pl (353) | morsing_ (342) | stephanb (341) | 
| ar (326) | axelS (316) | Knigh7 (314) | mozrat- (302) | RevRob (300) | 
| gt_ (284) | londonboi (269) | pie (254) | ikea (254) | empre55_ (253) | 
      
  | 
    
| Is cup stupid or just asking too many questions?  31.8% lines contained a question!
 morsing_ didn't know that much either. 31.2% of his/her lines were questions.  | 
| The loudest one was zachary, who yelled 16.8% of the time!
 Another old yeller was SpudULike, who shouted 14.5% of the time!  | 
| It seems that George's shift-key is hanging:  2.6% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <George> :)P mozrat-ie just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.4% of the time.  | 
| George is a very aggressive person.  He/She attacked others 25 times. For example, like this: * George smacks wethrin ibot can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 25 times.  | 
| Poor wethrin, nobody likes him/her.  He/She was attacked 16 times. For example, like this: * clyphox slaps wethrin for his bigotry comments Leeds seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 14 times.  | 
| mikejw brings happiness to the world.  32.4% lines contained smiling faces.  :)
 mz2 isn't a sad person either, smiling 32.1% of the time.  | 
| Jang0 seems to be sad at the moment:  8.5% lines contained sad faces.  :(
 lukemal is also a sad person, crying 4.6% of the time.  | 
| harkness wrote the longest lines, averaging 86.1 letters per line. #gllug average was 37.6 letters per line.  | 
| hurryon wrote the shortest lines, averaging 14.8 characters per line. [gt] was tight-lipped, too, averaging 15.4 characters.  | 
| Leeds spoke a total of 222712 words!
 Leeds's faithful follower, wethrin, didn't speak so much: 99994 words.  | 
| wtfigon wrote an average of 39.00 words per line.
 Channel average was 7.06 words per line.  | 
      
  | 
    
| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | there | 3195 | Leeds | 
| 2 | think | 2651 | morsing | 
| 3 | would | 2301 | rhowe | 
| 4 | which | 2155 | Leeds | 
| 5 | really | 1687 | \simon | 
| 6 | should | 1673 | AngelChild | 
| 7 | people | 1652 | Leeds | 
| 8 | still | 1406 | mozrat | 
| 9 | could | 1365 | new2unix | 
| 10 | morning | 1339 | morsing | 
      
  | 
    
| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | that | 10317 | mozrat | 
| 2 | Leeds | 5116 | mozrat | 
| 3 | wethrin | 3352 | morsing | 
| 4 | Cope | 2761 | rhowe | 
| 5 | George | 1939 | morsing | 
      
  | 
    
| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | http://www.xe.com/ | 352 | ibot | 
| 2 | http://www.gwright.org.uk | 15 | George | 
| 3 | http://www.google.com | 13 | ibot | 
| 4 | http://ibot.rikers.org/ | 11 | ibot | 
| 5 | http://www.morsing.cc | 8 | wethrin | 
      
  | 
    
| George wasn't very popular, getting kicked 7 times! For example, like this: *** George was kicked by Leeds mozrat seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.  | 
| zachary is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 5 people!
 zachary's faithful follower, Leeds, kicked about 4 people.  | 
| Strange, no op was given on #gllug! | 
| Wow, no op was taken on #gllug! | 
| Cope always lets us know what he/she's doing: 2242 actions! For example, like this: * Cope frowns at George Also, Leeds tells us what's up with 1628 actions.  | 
| gregj talks to him/herself a lot.  He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 92 times!
 Another lonely one was rhowe, who managed to hit 83 times.  | 
| zimm has quite a potty mouth.  1.0% words were foul language.
 sarahe also makes sailors blush, 0.7% of the time.  | 
      
  | 
    
| `Greater London LUG. Next meeting: probably September 2005; Web site: http://www.gllug.org.uk; Wiki: http://wiki.gllug.org.uk; Channel stats at http://www.jonmasters.org/irc/gllug; Pictures at http://gllug.org.uk/ircphoto.html [need new piccy's]` | by highbury on 13:52 | 
| `Greater London LUG. Next meeting: Saturday 11th June 2005; Web site: http://www.gllug.org.uk; Wiki: http://wiki.gllug.org.uk; Channel stats at http://www.jonmasters.org/irc/gllug; Pictures at http://gllug.org.uk/ircphoto.html [need new piccy's]` | by highbury on 20:32 | 
| `Greater London LUG. Next meeting hopefully: Saturday 11th June 2005, Web site: http://www.gllug.org.uk; Wiki: http://wiki.gllug.org.uk; Channel stats at http://www.jonmasters.org/irc/gllug; Pictures at http://gllug.org.uk/ircphoto.html [need new piccy's]` | by highbury on 11:56 | 
| The topic was set 15 times. | |